The 2023-2026 Goblin Audit

GOBLIN MODE AUDIT

// 2023-2026 CAMPAIGN STRATEGY

CAMPAIGN STATS

623
3-Year Cumulative
“Quantity has a quality all its own.”
7.1
Avg. Sex Rating
“Solid C- average. Room for growth.”
Sniffies
Primary Source
“The Amazon Prime of bad decisions.”
+3.9
Net Mood Impact
“Cheaper than therapy. Barely.”

ENCOUNTER VOLUME (YEAR-OVER-YEAR)

2023: The Grind. 2024: The Spike. 2025: The Controlled Burn.

PARTY MEMBER LOYALTY

Tracking repeat allies across campaigns.

SANITY POTION EFFICACY

Do encounters actually restore HP/Sanity?

ASSET VALUATION MATRIX

Calculating Risk/Reward Ratios for Goblin Encounters.

RULESET V3.0

SYSTEM MIGRATION

MODULELEGACYRPG (NEW)
Metric“Fun?”“Worth?”
TargetVolumeLegendary
Filter“Hot?”“401k?”

THE IRON PACT

THE BLOOD OATH
Banishing Ex-Raid Bosses. No exceptions.
THE MANA CAP
Limit 2 raids/week. Protect Energy.
THE GOLD STANDARD
Must Host. Must have Snacks.

2026 CAMPAIGN MAP

Q1
THE PURGE

Burn the contact list. Banish common loot.

Q2
EXPLORATION

“Tavern Strategy.” 3 new guilds/month.

Q3
MID-BOSS

Performance Review. Grind XP in Vacation Zones.

Q4
END GAME

Secure Long-Term Asset. Mastery.

DUNGEON CLEARED

CAMPAIGN MASTERY ACHIEVED